Yung & Easily Freudened

michael to mikaeel | Jul 03rd 2009

Some notes while watching them classics decompose in front of my eyes:

1) Just got back from the loo after washing hands like I have OCD and I don’t care. There was some woman from the nearby office in one of the other cubicles, peeing away, when suddenly, she sighs. The most orgasmic miasmic fantastic breath of relief, it was so loud.  And oh my lord, WHAT was she doing in there?! In the midst of peeing too. Who does that? I will find out who that sigher was, and what was so relieving. I’ve got to. It’s not the receptionist, but was it the guidance counselor? Or the Dean *_*

2) Milan Kundera’s Immortality feels like an accurate desciption of a life of everyday ban mien, youtube & reading.

3) I read the Wall Street Journal, The International Herald Tribune, Newsweek, Time & The Business Time …OUT OF GUILT. No one else reads them.

3) Ben Folds is hidden brilliance.

4) When people steal the TV away from you, resort to AL PACINO IN SCARFACE. Well, not call everybody a mothereffin c***s****er. You know what I mean.

5) I’m still laughing over the Epiphany submission of Cunning Face Powder 8D s&m, this is too funny. She’s exhausted her primary school vocab list. Honestly, what reference does the title evoke?!


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  1. I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS.

    While on internship, my friend/co-worker came back from the washroom, promptly got on MSN and described to me in great detail how the woman in the cubicle next to her was making “oh, oh oh~~” sounds the whole time.

    It’s kind of like, you wish you were there, but then you really don’t.

    Comment by kim — July 4, 2009 @ 4:30 pm


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